| 94% recall | 94% of all information is remembered by Tiffany |
| A little sumptin sumptin | Just sayin is all |
| Bitches and hoes | Dem raggedies |
| Boi | Tiffany |
| Chocolate sea water | Chocolate milk. Yum! |
| Crazy robot | Acting different (usually in a positive way) |
| Eep! | 1. You still on the phone? 2. Whoa! |
| Fo Sho! | Definitely. Literally "For Sure" |
| He gets it from his Momma | Of course a female is responsible |
| Hit once... hit twice | Anything worth doing once... |
| I am who I say I am, and if I weren't why would I say I am? | You know me cuz |
| I dooooon't remember | 6% strikes again |
| I love dem raggedies | Whatever dem raggedies be |
| I simply don't know how else to say this! | Why you gotta be so obtuse and unreceptive? |
| I'm not a man of many words, but I thank Thee | I'm normally taciturn, but I will verbalize that what you did, I appreciate. |
| In other words... | If you had answered the question, you wouldn't need other words |
| It was on a Seinfeld episode, so you're lying! | Ann Coulter's Logical logic |
| It's a mere bagatelle | Philosophically speaking it's ok |
| Jenny don't be hasty! No don't treat me like a baby! | 19 year old people have feelings also |
| Just sayin' is all | Not hintin or anythin |
| Logical logic | Fo sho, what the hell was you thinking |
| Much too busy | Can't do it now, and the future don't look good |
| Na mean? | Do you know what I mean? |
| Na Meanzz | Na Mean with a couple of 'Z's |
| NERD! | DORK! |
| Nevermore | Quote the raven |
| Penultimate, The | The best |
| Pimp Shit, The | The Penultimate |
| Pissed | Not as angry as mad. Sometimes used as joke to show it wasn't bad. |
| So fresh and so clean! | I took a bath or shower and I feel good! |
| Son... | Listen here... |
| Specificity | More detail is needed |
| Take it off. Take it all off. You said you would. Before the foxes come! | Live up to your agreements, pal |
| That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! | Now tell me something funnier |
| That is... | Let me rephrase |
| That's Gay | 1. Childish 2. Too formal 3. Stupid |
| Ultimate, The | Second best |
| Yo Momma | Your mother dearest |
| You don't know me cuz | But you wish you did! |
| Zees iz not ze French | Thank god |