Tiffany's Fan Club

Tiffany!

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I am standing here today with a real life last person on the block!

Sir, can you tell me, how did you come to be the last person on your block?
Well, I was always the first on my block. For everything! First to get a I-Nano, an X-Boxer. Gosh, I was even first to get a cell phone. But then this new club opened... the Tiffany Fan Club, and I guess I didn't see it in the geek news anywhere. And, um, well it's kind of embarrassing, but I just missed out. Next thing I knew everyone on the block was sporting a Membership card (even that 80 year old gramma down the road) while all I had to show off were Klingon ears and those 8 year brats two houses over keep twisting those!

Have you rectified the situation?
Rectified [nervous laughter], yeah I guess I have. Or at least tried to. Apparently, the website says "Don't be the last one on your block to join, so join today!", what it doesn't say is the membership dues are double for people who sign up last on their block.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: There are no membership dues to join this club... we only imposed membership dues on this dude because he kept flashing his First Edition Spider Man in our faces.]