Dear Tiffanatics,

Two years ago i was contacted by Tiffany because she was curious about my Britishness, i told her all i could about how great we were, and still are, though only Me of course and maybe Sean Connery and The Beatles. Tiffany and I spoke for a while, i used to sing her to sleep but then sadly we lost contact when she became famous and eventually she started looking for Hezbollah and other British people, but we have had some contact in recent months. i hope we renew our friendship....before the Foxes come.

-Dominic